In the spirit of all things being equal, let us now damn Mary in an overly dramatic way.

Now, first allow me to emotionally prepare for this. *deep breath*.



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Mary.

And scene.

Deconstructing comments!

This might just become a regular segment here at Damn You Mary, Damn You... Deconstructing the comments that we get.

Today's comment comes from our very own Mar(t)y McFly. Hi McFly!

So, let's look at Mar(t)y's comment. Just as a side note, Mar(t)y is actually quite hard to type and for some reason counts as a word to my spell check and yet McFly doesn't. How odd...

Onwards we move!
To the block quote!

Sorry, I didn't mean too...
At least i gave it back to you, right?

Now, first allow me to destroy... I mean question... no comment, Maybe I should stick with destroy. Allow me to crush my lovely assistant.
Oh man, I'm totally going to get ran over with a car for this.

I hope all our viewers are sitting down right now as I reveal the biggest secret I have. My assistant, our very own Mar(t)y McFly is actually the one and same Mary of Damn You Mary, Damn You fame.
Yes, I know.
It's shocking, right?

I thought now one would ever work out our ingenious code, alas, I was wrong.

The alter ego thing is ruined. I wonder if this is how Clark Kent felt...

Oh well, let's look at the comment in seperate parts!

Sorry

Yeah you are.

I didn't mean too...

That's what they all say, this time my V, next time my kidney.
"hey Elyse, we did give you a lot of alcohol so you'd pass out. We were kind!"

I guess one of them was technically yours...

At least i gave it

Yes, you generosity is infamous! INFAMOUS!
Alternatively... Yeah, you did.

back to you

Was a terrible show. I just don't really get it.
There is also some terrible puns I'm thinking of, so I'll keep you distracted with some other terrible puns.
So I went camping on the weekend, it was in-tents.

, right?

Left.


I'm not sure who wins this round Mary, but your lack of commitment to your alter ego is disheartening.
Or maybe I should be asleep and not on the internet.
Damn replies! Damn you Mary! DAMN YOU!

I think next time I should write a reply on one of McFly's posts... That was a hint, Mar(t)y. Subtle, huh?
And then deconstruct my own comment.

Could be fun.

Do you know what could also be fun?
Damning Mary.

'til next time.

Elyse

And Scene.

So, I was hangin' out with our namesake here at "Damn You Mary, Damn You", hey Mary.. What's up?

And well, do you know what ended up happening?
She left with my two bottles of V... Who does that?
And I'm choosing to ignore that she took my glasses and sunglasses.. but only because I had a spare pair of sunglasses in my bag.
Which is just odd in itself, but that's not the point.

She took my V!
Seriously man, that's not cool.

That's the type of thing that leads to damnation.

I mean I could have needed that to be able to have enough caffiene that I'll eventually be able to slow time! TO SLOW TIME!
And why does Mary take it?
Because she likes the colour green dammit!

I may have made that last part up, but still...
She is a theif! A THEIF! The stealer of both truth and my possestions.. .

I just realised I didn't call her a liar because that's not cool, but the line "stealer of both truth and possessions" is fucking gold! Well, not actually fucking gold, because that would be difficult.

It's because of things like this we have this forum, to spread all our Mary bitching needs.

Now, Mary, if you ever read this, just remember, if you want to steal my V all you have to do is challenge me to a fight to the death. You know I'll say yes.

Following on from that statement, if Mary does read this and I then mysteriously go missing.. Just putting it out there... Just putting it out there.

And on that note...

RUN!

What will happen on the day when Mary decides she's been damned enough and seeks revenge?

Then where will this all stand?

Some days I wish I was William Shatner...

Damn... you... Mar...y.

And scene.

Spring has Sprung on Damnation!

I hate the expression "Spring has sprung".
That provides the perfect segue into "and damn, I hate Mary". That's not how I roll. I don't hate. I just damn.

So, in this epic Spring season that we have entered into... like a week ago (whatevs)...
Damn you Mary, Damn you!

Comments!

In all my damnation of Mary (Damn you Mary, Damn you) and in my discussions of damnation with out very own Mar(t)y McFly, I have been waiting for someone to come along and defend her.

While I was doing something, I don't even remember what, it might have been scheduling a meeting to discuss matters of great urgency such as laser tag or my aquisation of a Jedi Robe, when I discovered that some one HAD commented!

MORE THAN ONCE! An entire three times!
I was overly excited about this.
I don't know who they are, so they might be a random defending Mary, which makes me very proud! And amused that none of her friends will come to her aid.

Oh, poor Mary.

Well, the first comments I believe are also trying to make fun of me, but this poster has won my heart by using dictionary.com as a source. You could be the devil, but damn, that makes you awesome.

Just because one can, in more than welcome fact, 'damn' Mary, can you justify calling the action of her stepping up to the role of leader of a group - in which any given member is not being forced against their will - a tyranny?
According to Dictionary.com, tyranny can be defined as: arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power; despotic abuse of authority.
Is the position that Mary is about to take so great that it can be said to give her 'unrestrained exercise of power'? She hasn't even stepped up yet. How can you say that she will be a despotic abuser of her authority?
I'm all for clever rhetoric being used to hide true meaning, but really, think about what you are saying...

Now, I'm not sure which point to take first, so I'll do as I tradionally do and work backwards.

but really, think about what you are saying

You have read my posts, right?
Come on man, I clearly don't think about what I'm saying.

I'm all for clever rhetoric being used to hide true meaning

I'm flattered that you would call my writing "clever rhetoric" but I kind of think you are drunk.
I shouldn't say that to people I don't know, should I?
Same thing happened this morning at the bus stop.

There is no true meaning, whether or not this reflects my beliefs on the matter of truth is a different story.
If you'd like to know more, I take requests in my ramblings.

How can you say that she will be a despotic abuser of her authority?

Is this a literal question or a metaphorical question?
Because taken literally, I can say it because I have the power of speech which allows me to use a combination of oxgen and vocal chords to provide such speech. I'll have to look up a more biological satificatory reason if you'd like more information.
Metaphorically- I have the FREEDOM of Speech... or maybe I don't, what country does that belong to?
Basically, it comes down to because I can. It's whether I find the statement to actually be reflective of my actual beliefs that remain in question.

Plus, have you met Mary? Totally a despotic abuser of authority.
The blackmail that she has over me is numerous. So numerous.
You'd think writing this blog would give me some leway or you know, do something. No, no it doesn't.
All about abusing the authority.

She hasn't even stepped up yet

Now she has!

Is the position that Mary is about to take so great that it can be said to give her 'unrestrained exercise of power'?

Depends how well her puppets dance for her.

According to Dictionary.com, tyranny can be defined as: arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power; despotic abuse of authority.

I do love a good Dictionary.com quote.
I sometimes prefer wiki myself.
One who runs a Tyranny, is a tyrannt... "In modern usage, the word "tyrant" carries connotations of a harsh and cruel ruler who places his or her own interests or the interests of a small oligarchy over the best interests of the general population"

So the Tyranny of Mary would imply that she is going to be a harsh and cruel ruler.
Yes, I can see it.
She is a harsh ruler, she stepped up to the plate as of last Thursday. There was blood shed. Alright, there wasn't.
But still, there was harshness and that's enough for me to call her a Tyrannt or atleast in the adjective, as opposed to the noun.

Just because one can, in more than welcome fact, 'damn' Mary, can you justify calling the action of her stepping up to the role of leader of a group - in which any given member is not being forced against their will - a tyranny?

You'll be surprised at what I can justify.


Man, that was fun!
Block quotes are awesome!
I don't think I took too many quotes out of context, but next time I'll work on it.

'til next time,
Enjoy all your Mary Bitching needs...

Elyse