Uni Damning

Damn you Mary.

You think you can just lay around on your day off and not do any uni work until the evening of your day off, when uni is co-incidentally the next day.

Also, you can't just leave an assessment to the night before, albeit a 250 word major essay abstract, where you have to express what you are going to write about in your major essay, which no doubt, you will be doing/finishing the night before its due!

Damn you, Mary....you're going to have to get a hell-of-a-lot better at this game, because at the moment, you suck, and aren't going anywhere!

True Story.

And ps - actually do some uni work, rather than blogging!!!

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Hi,

I'm Elyse and it's been 5 days since I last Damned Mary.
It started off as an offhand comment and then it grew it something blog related...

And now... Well, I guess it didn't go anywhere from that.

Oh well, when in doubt.

Damn you Mary, Damn you.

Elyse

Damning Damnation

Just out of curiousity, at what point should I give Mary the intervention about her obvious lack of self esteem?

Or atleast give her a talk about the dangers of giving into peer pressure.
Especially if I am the peer in question.

I wonder if I can start a poll about this topic...
That might be interesting.

We are about to enter a new phase in our lives, the tyranny of Mary. I feel this will be the best time to not only shamelessly self promote this website, but also to continue with some quality damning of Mary.

Because a day without damning of Mary, is like a day without sun! A night without dark! A game of cards without a bad pun! I ran out of things to say with that way too easily.
How worrying, which leads me to think of the only thing I can do.

Damn you Mary, Damn you.


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Damn with an extra side of damn

Apparently to continue to be  a contributor to this blog, I need to post/bitch/damn more...so........

DAMN YOU MARY! 

See what happens when you watch the cricket at 12am on Sunday night...Australia lose!

So i'm damning you for damning  the Australian cricket team

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN

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Has anyone else noted that I have a partner in crime on this one, who isn't holding you there partnering.

Man, I need to find better assistants.

Damn you Mary, Damn you!

POST DAMN YOU POST!

Why won't you damn yourself?

Or verify a low self esteem! The internet awaits!

I should sleep more... Damn you mary, Damn you...

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It's been a little while...

Damn you Mary, Damn you.

And now for something a little different...

Now, I'm all for cursing Mary, my assistant Mar(t)y McFly is also all for cursing Mary.
Basically, we are so much for cursing Mary and Mary's damnation, we have a blog about it.

But what does it really mean?

And this is where I turn to my good friend Wikipedia...

"Damnation" is the concept of condemnation by God such that results in a being's punishment. (Mark 3:29)

The word "damn" is widely used as a moderate profanity. With the God Damn being much more offensive, if you are American. They censor out the God part, which lead to the Firefly creation of Gorran or something, I don't remember. Firefly is overrated. That's right. I said it. Firefly is over rated! Maybe it's Gorram... I'm going to have to Google this. Excuse me for a moment.

Ok, I'm back, Google informs me it is "Goram" and I shall remember this from now on as "GO! Ram!" If I'm feeling joyful at the time it will become "Go Go Ram, you know what they say". For some nerdish fake swearing here it is "Goram motherfrakkers".

Sorry, where was I before my nerdish ways took over?

oh, damnation.
It's basically condemnation by either people or God. Originally it came from the God fearers where the thing they generally fear is well damnation and then it entered into the vernacular to just people for the condemnation of other things, such as "a damning report".

Once again, thank you Wikipedia for expanding my knowledge.

I am going to use it as the mild profanity, because any thing less mild goes into a whole different territory and I'm not for one with dealing with those complaints and lewd comments.
Plus, I want to keep the friendly to the kids.

One must keep in mind the only regular reader of this I know of is only 13.

I need to find older friends...
Or become a creepier old friend.

I'll work on it.

In the mean time. Hey Mary! Just go Damn your self!
Or Dam yourself!

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This is coming at ya from Mary's ipod with my internet

It's hard to use. I bet not for Mary and her little hands.
Damn. You damn you to a hot underground place where the devil lives.

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Some days you just need to end it with a quality round of curses.


Curse. Curse. Curse.

I could have used swear words too, then it would be a pun. ha.


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The Newest Addition

Hello,

My name is Elyse, I'm the creator of this blog.

And somewhere I have an assistant, wave to my assistant.

Now, in our lives we all have a Mary, that person that we always feel a need to bitch about.

In my case, it is literal.
Thus, Mary, she should be damned.

Why this time?

She got her name wrong when making her account to become my assistant.

What the hell Mary?

It's Mar(t)y McFly! And you know it!
Why back in my day, people knew their own names!

Gosh darnit...

Oh well, Mary, you win this round but Damn you. Damn you to hell...

til another day.
I'm Elyse, but you may call me Doc or Captain, depending where you alliance lay.





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*bows*

Day 1

OMG, You know that chick Mary

God I hate her!

She thinks she's all that just because she goes to Macquarie!

Damn you Mary, damn you!

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(c) 2009 a Mary Egan Production

The first post

ummm...

Curses to you Mary...
Curses!

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