It's been a while...

So, it's best been awhile since we've damned Mary.

Seriously, when was the last post?
Who knows, all I know is that Mary just has been damned enough for my liking.

I keep going to write "dammed", which would involve some kind of wood and leaking and holding back water.

Or as the dictionary calls it "a barrier, typically of concrete, constructed to hold back water and raise its level, the resulting reservoir being used in the generation of electricity or as a water supply.
• a barrier of branches in a stream, constructed by a beaver to provide a deep pool and a lodge.
• any barrier resembling a dam.
• a rubber sheet used to keep saliva from the teeth during dental operations."

Thank you, Dictionary!

I'm concerned about which dam Mary should belong in.

Since I do know Mary as the little gangster, I mean that with the er, not the a because as a gangsta all kinds of hilarious!
I mean the hat, coat and you sleeping with the fishes.

Which is a euphemism for her getting her boys to MURDER YOU!!
So, I think one of the ways that Mary would dispose of her enemies is to put their body in the cement of the new dam being built.

I assume alive, because that is very disturbing.

If I ever disappear, let's never forget this message. I can only hope that the message survives...

I'm also assuming someone will avenge me, I'm looking at you, Mar(t)y McFly.
If not then, I'm not sure.

Mary, it's been a while, but I just want to know that in my heart, I was always damning you to damnation.

In conclusion,

Damn you Mary, Damn you.