Today, I decided to write a poem....

And then I tried to write it, and it ended up very badly.

This is why I could never be a poet. Even though, my hero is Dr Seuss.
I LOVE YOU CAT IN THE HAT!

Though, I do have a point today.

Last night, I had time travelled back to year 9... I mean, I was in a group conversation on MSN and someone mentioned my dislike of having my name used mid-conversation and it's mainly due to the context and I time travel back to year 9 when I was getting in trouble. Which, I believe happened a lot in year 9. It's so hard to recall some days.

Any way, as I tried to defend myself I mention that it is due to the authoritive voice thing and that is the context that I object to.

Then I mentioned, do you know who has a terrifying authoritive voice? Mary.
And they are all "No, no way! I don't believe it" even when I carried on with the fact that she left me a voicemail and I swear I was getting denention.

But no!
These people do not believe that Mary is evil! Let alone as some kind of authoritive voice.
I mean, I have an entire blog dedicated to damn her, well, ok, Mar(t)y McFly is also around somewhere.... She mainly reads from the background... Hi Mar(t)y McFly!

Now, would this happen to some who is all "sweet and innocent" and a third word that I forget but implies the same kind of thing? Really!
No! This is about damnation!

This is like that arc in Angel where everyone is all "woo! Jasmine!" including this except you know She's evil!
Well, I don't know if she's evil... It's kind of ambigeous... It's interesting.
But basically, there is killing people.
And the only person that knows is Fred and she goes around and try and convinces people.
Apparently, I'm all Fred now about this.
Crazy and paranoid.

Oh well...
Maybe I can use this to benefit me...

Then again, if I end up not posting ever again, I don't want to say look in Mary's direction...
but I have photographic evidence of her trying to kill me in my own bucket..

Staged you say?

Well, Damn you! AND THE MARY YOU CAME IN ON!


Just another pancake on the pile, ain't that right McFly, ain't that right?

So, 'til next time, keep on damnin'
Damn you Mary, Damn you.

Elyse


Just to say, "Damn you and the Mary you came in on" may be the greatest line I have ever written.
I don't think that bodes well for my skillz as a writer.