It's been a while...

So, it's best been awhile since we've damned Mary.

Seriously, when was the last post?
Who knows, all I know is that Mary just has been damned enough for my liking.

I keep going to write "dammed", which would involve some kind of wood and leaking and holding back water.

Or as the dictionary calls it "a barrier, typically of concrete, constructed to hold back water and raise its level, the resulting reservoir being used in the generation of electricity or as a water supply.
• a barrier of branches in a stream, constructed by a beaver to provide a deep pool and a lodge.
• any barrier resembling a dam.
• a rubber sheet used to keep saliva from the teeth during dental operations."

Thank you, Dictionary!

I'm concerned about which dam Mary should belong in.

Since I do know Mary as the little gangster, I mean that with the er, not the a because as a gangsta all kinds of hilarious!
I mean the hat, coat and you sleeping with the fishes.

Which is a euphemism for her getting her boys to MURDER YOU!!
So, I think one of the ways that Mary would dispose of her enemies is to put their body in the cement of the new dam being built.

I assume alive, because that is very disturbing.

If I ever disappear, let's never forget this message. I can only hope that the message survives...

I'm also assuming someone will avenge me, I'm looking at you, Mar(t)y McFly.
If not then, I'm not sure.

Mary, it's been a while, but I just want to know that in my heart, I was always damning you to damnation.

In conclusion,

Damn you Mary, Damn you.

I have taken control of Mary's computer.

Take that, Mary!

There is a button at the top that says "report abuse".

Should I be concerned?

Today, I decided to write a poem....

And then I tried to write it, and it ended up very badly.

This is why I could never be a poet. Even though, my hero is Dr Seuss.
I LOVE YOU CAT IN THE HAT!

Though, I do have a point today.

Last night, I had time travelled back to year 9... I mean, I was in a group conversation on MSN and someone mentioned my dislike of having my name used mid-conversation and it's mainly due to the context and I time travel back to year 9 when I was getting in trouble. Which, I believe happened a lot in year 9. It's so hard to recall some days.

Any way, as I tried to defend myself I mention that it is due to the authoritive voice thing and that is the context that I object to.

Then I mentioned, do you know who has a terrifying authoritive voice? Mary.
And they are all "No, no way! I don't believe it" even when I carried on with the fact that she left me a voicemail and I swear I was getting denention.

But no!
These people do not believe that Mary is evil! Let alone as some kind of authoritive voice.
I mean, I have an entire blog dedicated to damn her, well, ok, Mar(t)y McFly is also around somewhere.... She mainly reads from the background... Hi Mar(t)y McFly!

Now, would this happen to some who is all "sweet and innocent" and a third word that I forget but implies the same kind of thing? Really!
No! This is about damnation!

This is like that arc in Angel where everyone is all "woo! Jasmine!" including this except you know She's evil!
Well, I don't know if she's evil... It's kind of ambigeous... It's interesting.
But basically, there is killing people.
And the only person that knows is Fred and she goes around and try and convinces people.
Apparently, I'm all Fred now about this.
Crazy and paranoid.

Oh well...
Maybe I can use this to benefit me...

Then again, if I end up not posting ever again, I don't want to say look in Mary's direction...
but I have photographic evidence of her trying to kill me in my own bucket..

Staged you say?

Well, Damn you! AND THE MARY YOU CAME IN ON!


Just another pancake on the pile, ain't that right McFly, ain't that right?

So, 'til next time, keep on damnin'
Damn you Mary, Damn you.

Elyse


Just to say, "Damn you and the Mary you came in on" may be the greatest line I have ever written.
I don't think that bodes well for my skillz as a writer.

To Mary,

Your face.

May it be damned, along with the rest of you.

All my love,
Elyse

It's been a while

Oh wow... It's been a while since Mary got damned.

Though, in an important turn of events.
Mary got some revenge on me.

Photos to come!

So, to Mary, for trying to drown me in my own fake fountain, this I damn you for.

Damn you Mary, Damn you.

And scene.

In the spirit of all things being equal, let us now damn Mary in an overly dramatic way.

Now, first allow me to emotionally prepare for this. *deep breath*.



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Mary.

And scene.